WHAT 30 YEARS CAN DO:
1970: LONG HAIR --- 2000: LONGING FOR HAIR
1970: THE PERFECT HIGH --- 2000: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND
1970: KEG --- 2000: EKG
1970: ACID ROCK --- 2000: ACID REFLUX
1970: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT'S COOL --- 2000: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA
BECAUSE IT'S WARM
1970: GROWING POT --- 2000: GROWING POT BELLY
1970: WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS --- 2000:
WATCHING JOHN GLENN'S HISTORIC SPACE FLIGHT WITH YOUR CHILDREN
1970: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETHTAYLOR --- 2000: TRYING
NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR ELIZABETH TAYLOR
1970: SEEDS AND STEMS --- 2000: ROUGHAGE
1970: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS --- 2000: POPPING JOINTS
1970: OUR PRESIDENT'S STRUGGLE WITH FIDEL --- 2000: OUR PRESIDENT'S STRUGGLE
WITH FIDELITY
1970: PARR --- 2000: AARP
1970: KILLER WEED --- 2000: WEED KILLER
1970: HOPING FOR A BMW --- 2000: HOPING FOR A BM
1970: THE GRATEFUL DEAD --- 2000: DR. KEVORKIAN
1970: GETTING OUT TO A NEW HIP JOINT --- 2000: GETTING A NEW HIP JOINT
1970: ROLLNG STONES --- 2000: KIDNEY STONES
1970: BEING CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE --- 2000: CALLING THE PRINCIPAL'S
OFFICE
1970: SCREW THE SYSTEM --- 2000: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM
1970: PEACE SIGN --- 2000: MERCEDES LOGO
1970: PARENTS BEG YOU TO GET A HAIRCUT --- 2000: CHILDREN BEG YOU TO GET THEIR
HEADS SHAVED
1970: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST --- 2000: PASSING THE VISION TEST
1970: "WHATEVER" --- 2000: "DEPENDS"